Reasons Not To Have a Cell Phone

A hilarious look at why you should not have a cell phone comes from Carole Moore over at The Daily News.

There are excellent reasons to own a cell phone. They come in handy in emergencies, like when you’re running from the bulls in Pamplona. But let’s not forget all of the other, equally great reasons to tap into the cell phone generation:

If you own a cell phone, you:

  • Can’t hide from your kids. It doesn’t matter whether a masseuse is pounding the stuffing out of your back or you’re 3 under par for the first time in your life, be assured that if you have a child and a cell phone, they will go off simultaneously.

    Then the child will share life-impacting information that cannot wait until you get home, like the fact that her brother has eaten an entire bag of Cheetoes and she didn’t get a single one. Or she forgot her homework and unless she turns it in within the next five minutes, she will fail, be held back and live with you for yet another year.

Read the rest of the reasons to have a good laugh.

October 21st, 2005 Posted by David in Article at 9:53 am Comment Now! »
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